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Lindsay and Samantha - This Sucks - You Make Me Wanna Pull My Hair Out
We know everything is gonna be okay. Having been through many many raging lesbian girl on girl cage match fights with Lovely Spouse, we try to hang back on stories about tiffs between Lindsay and Samantha. On the other hand, the recent news of the New Year’s celebration knock down, drag out, punchfest is a little much to ignore. Yet - we have a suggestion for the girls. What about the Courtney Cox Arquette story? Does she really have a thing for Sam? Read it all after the jump.
Samantha Ronson’s MySpace - Home From the Hospital
Samantha Ronson is home from the hospital. This morning (December 22) Samantha left a Happy Chanukah message on MySpace (after the jump), says she is home from the hospital and that she was just exhausted. No wonder! Have you noticed the schedule that Lindsay and Samantha live with?
Breaking Samantha Ronson Taken to Hospital
TMZ is reporting that Samantha Ronson was taken to the hospital this evening. We have 3 different sources on the story after the jump. We’ll update as we get new information.
Watch Lindsay Lohan Cover Shoot For Harpers Bazaar
Watch Lindsay Lohan as she poses for Terry Richardson in a denim-inspired fashion shoot for Harpers Bazaar.
The photos from this shoot were for the cover of the December issue of Harpers Bazaar. Enjoy the video!
When are we going to get a Lindsay Lohan / Samantha Ronson photo shoot?
Message for Lindsay - Samantha, Don’t Peek
So Lindsay - sorry that we didn’t have time to give you a ring but we’re out on the shopping trail for Little Man gifts. Along the way, saw these sneaker slippers for Samantha and thought you might want to take a look. Call when you get a chance.
Kisses. After the jump a link to buy the slippers and a photo of Sam’s shoe closet.
Lindsay Lohan - A Stimulus Package Beyond Samantha Ronson - Labor Pains
Lindsay is like a big bank, insurer, or car-maker . . . just needs a little stimulus package to get her career back on top. While Sam no doubt packs a fantabulous stimulus package – Labor Pains may be the vehicle to stimulate more than just Lindsay’s . . .
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Lindsay & Samantha Security Camera Make Out Photos
Enjoy! It’s nice to seeing them do something really fun. Even better than Disney! And if you like watching Two Lesbos Goin At It . . . these photos are for you.
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Inside Edition Caught on Tape Lying about Linday Lohan - Watch the Video
Debra Norville has been caught on tape lying for Inside Edition about perpetual good girl Lindsay Lohan. That’s right, nasty fatty Debra Norville - long bitter over her inability to keep weight off after having children, is again attacking fit and healthy younger women. While InsideEdition claims they caught Lindsay drinking, the only newsworthy act caught was Inside Edition doctoring a video. Watch the video. Note the odd date / time change and the shape of the glass in Lindsay’s hand.
Samantha Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan for Sarah Palin - Palin & Ronson to Marry in Connecticut
No picture on this one. None. READ THE WORDS!
Are you people even paying attention? Homos - yeah, you homos. You need to wake up. F - Lindsay, Samantha and Sarah for a minute (we’ll, if it were Lindsay or Sarah I’d go for at least 30 minutes . . . ) . . .
What does it take to get gays and lesbians upset? Are we just a bunch of Mary Cheneys running around hoping that daddy will be nice to us even though we . . . whisper . . . head down . . . are . . . h o m o s e x u a l s? Please, oh please kind fellow citizens . . . we’ll be quiet if you’ll just be neighbors with us. It’s okay that the Morman Church leaders, the majority of California voters and a shit load of others think they can just vote us away, putting our spouses and children at risk. It’s okay that Nebraska allows heterosexual parents to dump their children like garbage while automatically banning us from serving as foster parents.
That brings us to Arkansas. It’s okay. We don’t mind that over 55% of those fine voting folks in Arkansas thought there ourt to be a law aggin us. If you (you = homo) are “cohabitating outside a valid marriage,” you can’t serve as a foster parent or adopt a child in Arkansas thanks to a vote of the people. And, why did they do this to children? To hurt the homos. But that’s okay. Just be nice to us.
Both Nebraska and Arkansas are shinning examples of how one group of heterosexual people dump off and abandon children while another group of heterosexual people won’t step up to the plate and serve as foster and/or adoptive parents. And how do you fix that? Well just don’t let the homos anywhere near the kids.
Right now, there are 3,700 kids in the custody of the state of Arkansas. 1,000 of these kids are available for adoption. So obviously what should a state do when heterosexuals abandon children and the state can’t find enough people to foster or adopt the kids? Hells fire boys, let’s get the homos.
So if Lovely Spouse and I aren’t fit to be married in California, if we aren’t fit to adopt or foster children in Arkansas, if we aren’t fit to be adoptive parents in Florida (left that one out), and if we aren’t fit to be foster parents in Nebraska . . . when do these ASSHOLES start claiming that we aren’t fit to parent our own Little Man?
HOMOS - wake up! Maybe “they” are right. We are all sick. Let’s pick a whole week and all of us GLBTXYZ’s - let’s call in “homo” and not show up for work. And, we can call our children in “homo” too. We’ll all just stay home and homo for one week.
Nevermind - most of you losers don’t read. You should all move to Arkansas and Nebraska. In fact, have two homes. Arkansas so you can sweat and stink in the summer and Nebraska so you can . . . what the hell do they do in Nebraska . . . wipe your rears with corn cobs in the winter and wear clothes that say “Husker” on them.
Latest News On Lindsay Lohan - She’s Talking About Lesbian Relationship
Though she first confirmed she and Samantha are a couple during a call to the syndicated radio show “Loveline” in late September, and she doesn’t want to be labeled a “lesbian,” in a new cover story for the December issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Lindsay tackled the question again, revealing more about her feelings for Ronson.
“I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” Lohan told the magazine, which hits newsstands Nov. 18. “I think it’s no shock to anyone that it’s been going on for quite some time … She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.”
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