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Lindsay Lohan Beats the Pope
Lindsay’s MySpace Christmas Eve message is much more inspiring than the Pope’s. In fact, it’s all Linday’s words. We don’t even need her photo thanks to what she is spreading on her MySpace page.
That’s why Lindsay beat the Pope when we were deciding what message to post before we head out for our family’s Christmas Eve dinner.
Lindsay’s message is from someone who has lived life. In that bowl full of Cherry’s thing - she has done enough live, live, live for most lifetimes. Now, looking back, she notes that she’s made a mistake or two and hopes others can learn from those.
The Pope has never lived. He is an old man who has never been married and has never known the pure joy from raising children. Yet, this bitter old loser in prissy red shoes - living in his tower of gold - thinks he has advice for the rest of us.
Read Lindsay and may she have a fantabulously over the top 2009.
Palin Mamow Sherry Johnston Arrested for Oxycontin
Sarah Palin’s family is so colorful. Her daughter Bristol is ready to have Levi Johnston’s baby at any moment. Sherry Johnston, the paternal grandmother has been arrested on 6 felony counts related to oxycontin and the baby’s Aunt Mercede (aka “Sadie”) is looking hot on MySpace posing as sexy Mrs. Clause with a sexy nun and a sexy American flag.
But isn’t Mercede (Levi’s sister) a doll as Mrs. Claus? Not sure what to make of the nun and the American flag.
Lesbians’ Little Man Enjoys a Day in Heaven and Some Campbell Soup
Do you remember those snow days when you were a kid? In our neighborhood there were at least a zillion kids to play with.
Well, Little Man is now 7 and he had one of those days. Our town is a “little” larger and kids can’t roam the neighborhoods like they once did but by the end of the day I counted 9 different kids who had come by to share some part of the day with him.
Read more to hear about the rest of his day that included Campbell Soup.
The Lesbian, The Black Chick & The Republican Girl - The Video
Have you heard the one about the lesbian, the black chick and the Republican girl? Yeah, they were all sitting on a sofa with television camers and microphones hovering nearby one holiday season.
The Republican chick says, “the election was bittersweet for you.” The lesbian says, “I’m a lesbian” and the black chick just smiles her big ol’ booty off.
Governator Hopes Court Overturns Vote Against Same Sex Couples
California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger told protestors against the state’s Proposition 8, stripping marriage equality from same sex couples, not to give up the fight. “It’s unfortunate, obviously, but it’s not the end,” said Schwarzeneggar indicating that California’s Supreme Court may again take up the issue.
The Governor, whose thinking on the issue has evolved, was backed up by the Rev. Ed Bacon of All Saints Episcopal Church in Pasadena. Bacon said, “The evil of discrimination against our lesbian sisters and gay brothers is still alive.”
Rev. Bacon added, “We will continue to bless same-sex unions here until we can legally celebrate same-sex unions again,” bringing applause and a standing ovation from churchgoers
Source: www.latimes.com
Taking a Break & Devoting More Time to Lovely Spouse & Little Man
You may be wondering about the lower number of new articles on Two Lesbos Goin At it. It’s pretty simple:
1) We needed a little break after the election.
2) Little Man and Lovely Spouse deserve some increased attention. He’s just started baskeball season and she’s . . . well . . . she needs some attention.
In a week or so we should be back to full speed. Thanks for visiting the website. Please leave comments: nice, mean, constructive, destructive . . . we don’t care.
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Marriage Equality, Howard Dean, President Obama & Stuff
We truly want to express our thanks to Howard Dean on the issue of committed gay and lesbian relationships. Perhaps forced to some extent by his state’s supreme court, Howard Dean was the first politician to go across the nation and make the words “gay and lesbian” a regular part of his stump speech. This was huge for us.
I saw him speak in small towns where the vast majority in the crowd had never head the words uttered aloud in public. Now here was a man explaining my family’s need for health insurance, legal obligations, security for our children. Howard Dean we love you. Oh, by the way, he also gave us the 50 state plan of attack for national elections, the use of the internet for grassroots fundraising and organizing, and the idea that we could “take back” our country - we have the power. Oh Howard, why didn’t you listen when we told you that your team in Iowa was actually a bunch of teenaged losers who were pissing off more voters than they were swaying, that you needed to get involved with some of the old Iowa politicians, and that Iowans were not going to be favorably impressed with a bunch of teenagers in orange sock caps on caucus day?
So can a constitution be amended by the vote of the people so as to attack one minority group? Read more for a fantastic legal, factual, and emotional discussion of that issue.
Lindsay Lohan Blogs On MySpace About Voting
Monday, November 03, 2008
VOTE
Sorry i haven’t blogged in a minute.. i’ve been traveling and trying to catch up on sleep! I thought it was important to just put a message out there tonight for anyone that is on myspace at the moment.. So, here goes.. I cannot say how important it is [...]
The Gay Rights Movement - The Devil in Disguise - Lesbians Love Mormons
We just read this over at Andrew Sullivan’s place. The email was originally received by Dan Savage whom Sullivan describes as “a hero in fighting the discriminatory Proposition 8 in California.” You can read the rest here and if you “Read More” you’ll find the live link and a great video.
We’re posting the email because it’s a reminder of several things: 1) There are many wonderful people who practice their faith without hurting families like ours, 2) families like ours REALLY appreciate the support that we receive from heterosexuals - it is never forgotten, 3) the “gay rights” movement truly is the devil in disguise - fighting our “movement,” us, and our families pulls many people of faith into an evil and illogical force against strangers while at the same diverting their attention from the good that they could accomplish, 4) it’s not too late to work against Proposition 8, and 5) the depiction of us as loving, stable families is accurate while attempts to paint us as radical, dangerous, hurtful to children “or worse” is shameful. We simply should not stand for it.
Neiman Marxist Sarah Palin Leaves McCain Campaign Speechless - Gunning for Moose & 2012
Sarah’s not just gunning for moose. No she’s gunnin’ for 2012. Yes, the monster who ate the McCain campaign has had a taste of something a bit better than moose burgers and she’s all about that.
And how is she a Marxist? The New Yorker has a great story about how Palin “spreads the weath” (not shares the wealth) of oil companies with all of Alaska’s citizens.
Poor John McCain. She seemed like the perfect running mate for him . . . didn’t she?