All Entries in the "Lesbian Humor" Category
Ellen Makes a P Word Joke On Air - Wow - It Even Shocks Two Lesbos Goin At It
The Ellen Degeneres Show is so cute. Heck, Ellen is so cute. So what happened here? Ellen watches a pie eating contest and then launches into her love for eating all things “p.” Watch the video.
PS - Ellen will “take on all comers.”
The Vibrating Lesbian Touch with Daisy Duke Wearing Becky C
Becky C may be “Just a Girl in Short Shorts Talking about Whatever” but we think we like her. First, check out her photo. You can see the full dasiy dukes short shorts version after the jump. And, you need to make the jump for the live link to Becky’s blog . . . nuns, spankings, Christmas, and guns.
We’ve also provided (you can thank us & Becky later) Becky’s post on the Vibrating Touch from Trojan, video included. Enjoy Becky, the short shorts and the video.
Advertise on Two Lesbos Goin At It
We have a new page that covers our Two Lesbos advertising policy. The phrase sounded so good, “Advertise on Two Lesbos” that we just had to write about it.
Would the ads rotate or would the lesbians and their positions rotate?
Gee . . . we could think about this all day. If you know anyone who wants to advertise on Two Lesbos Goin At It, please have them contact us: onelesbo@twolesbosgoinatit.com
The Lesbian, The Black Chick & The Republican Girl - The Video
Have you heard the one about the lesbian, the black chick and the Republican girl? Yeah, they were all sitting on a sofa with television camers and microphones hovering nearby one holiday season.
The Republican chick says, “the election was bittersweet for you.” The lesbian says, “I’m a lesbian” and the black chick just smiles her big ol’ booty off.
Ellen and Britney Go Christmas Caroling
On today’s Ellen DeGeneres Show (December 16th, 2008) Ellen and Britney Spears go Christmas caroling. Enjoy the videos as the lesbo wonder, Ellen and her womanizer side-kick, Britney, go door to door, singing and spreading good holiday cheer.
Creepy Lesbian Necrophiliac Creatures
This is some odd news. Lesbians are reproducing clones through sex with dead females. A science blog, Zooillogix, has the story of a microscopic animal that engages in lesbian sex with its dead female friends in order to obtain DNA to reproduce. Too bad The L Word writers didn’t see this before the dead Jenny brainstorm. Links are live after the jump.
Check it out: http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/2008/12/xxx_hot_necrophiliac_lesbian_b.php
Lesbian Cherry Pie - Makes Us Hungry Just Hearing About It
We’re not sure what’s different about this lesbian online personals site - well - other than the name. We love it! What could sound any better than a little “Lesbian Cherry Pie”? On the other hand, a dating website with a name that makes potential blind dates think “FOOD” is probably not in the best interest of the available dating lesbian pool. And, on the third hand - maybe most lesbians don’t think about eating food when they read “lesbian cherry pie.”
“Lesbian cherry pie,” is certainly an interesting concept and the dating website might be fun too. We did enjoy some of the blogs on the site. The phrase will always hold our deep interest. We first read the phrase at the Book Bitches blog where two opinionated bitches talk about books and bitch about other stuff too. You might want to check it out after your finished with your Lesbian Cherry Pie.
Lesbian TV for Kids - Doing The Beaver
Although we’ve found a few MILFs comments about Buddy G’s two mommies, we had no idea that lesbian TV for kids had become so racy.
Have you heard of Pink Pea? No, not pee. Anyway, we have not seen the video but we did look around for some reviews, clips and info. With characters like Randy Beaver, and Dottie with “magic pockets,” we’re not sure that this video is our cup of tea but we found a review that is a side-splitting killer. Enjoy this review of a gay video for kids as brought to you by Cats and Beers.
Bigot Pat Boone Goes World Nuts Daily on Americans Protecting Their Families
News wakeup - there is a large gang in the United States organized for the stated purpose of harming the legal standing of a well-identified minority group in the US. This gang has no decency, even trying to keep parents from having a legal connection to their children, preventing these individuals from legally forming families, and taking other actions intended to directly harm the emotional, physical and financial well-being of these individuals, their children, their families. And, Pat Boone (don’t ask, if you don’t know) is one of the gang leaders.
In the commentary titled “Hate is hate, in India or America,” which can be viewed at World Nuts Daily, Boone writes, “let me ask you: Have you not seen the awful similarity between what happened in Mumbai and what’s happening right now in our cities?” Boone went on to state, “What troubles me so deeply, and should trouble all thinking Americans, is that there is a real, unbroken line between the jihadist savagery in Mumbai and the hedonistic, irresponsible, blindly selfish goals and tactics of our homegrown sexual jihadists.”
Iowa Marriage Equality Case - From the AP
Why does the Associated Press insist on calling it “gay marriage?” And, we don’t have a “gay family.”
Any way, here is an Associated Press article about marriage equality in Iowa. The article is written by Amy Lorentzen.