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Lindsay Lohan Blogs - Read About the Rumored Breakup with Samantha Ronson - Lindsay Tells All on MySpace
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have NOT called it quits. Read Lindsay’s MySpace blog quote after the jump. Hey girls, we’re with you all the way. Good Luck! Samantha should really look for a nice dj job at a radio station . . . get you two out of the bars.
Lindsay and Samantha - This Sucks - You Make Me Wanna Pull My Hair Out
We know everything is gonna be okay. Having been through many many raging lesbian girl on girl cage match fights with Lovely Spouse, we try to hang back on stories about tiffs between Lindsay and Samantha. On the other hand, the recent news of the New Year’s celebration knock down, drag out, punchfest is a little much to ignore. Yet - we have a suggestion for the girls. What about the Courtney Cox Arquette story? Does she really have a thing for Sam? Read it all after the jump.
Lindsay and Sam Go Panty / Bra Shopping - Watch the Video
Okay, this video is . . . it’s funny. While Lindsay Lohan shops for bras and panties Samantha Ronson does whatever we all do when the little lady is shopping for bras and panties. Eventually, as shown by the still photos, Samantha pays and all is well. The funny part? Listen to the kid who comes up to the stalkarazzi wanting to know what all the fuss is about. “Is that her brother?” Enjoy the video after the jump.
Ellen Makes a P Word Joke On Air - Wow - It Even Shocks Two Lesbos Goin At It
The Ellen Degeneres Show is so cute. Heck, Ellen is so cute. So what happened here? Ellen watches a pie eating contest and then launches into her love for eating all things “p.” Watch the video.
PS - Ellen will “take on all comers.”
Palin Grandson is Born - Tripp Easton Mitchell
From the AP:
Bristol Palin, 18, gave birth to Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston on Saturday, People magazine reported online. He weighed 7 pounds, 4 ounces. Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol’s grandmother, told the magazine that “the baby is fine and Bristol is doing well.”
The governor’s office said it would not release information because it considers the baby’s birth a private, family matter. Palin family members, hospital employees and spokespeople for the governor’s former running mate, John McCain, either would not confirm the birth or did not return messages from The Associated Press.
Lindsay Lohan Beats the Pope
Lindsay’s MySpace Christmas Eve message is much more inspiring than the Pope’s. In fact, it’s all Linday’s words. We don’t even need her photo thanks to what she is spreading on her MySpace page.
That’s why Lindsay beat the Pope when we were deciding what message to post before we head out for our family’s Christmas Eve dinner.
Lindsay’s message is from someone who has lived life. In that bowl full of Cherry’s thing - she has done enough live, live, live for most lifetimes. Now, looking back, she notes that she’s made a mistake or two and hopes others can learn from those.
The Pope has never lived. He is an old man who has never been married and has never known the pure joy from raising children. Yet, this bitter old loser in prissy red shoes - living in his tower of gold - thinks he has advice for the rest of us.
Read Lindsay and may she have a fantabulously over the top 2009.
Rachael Maddow on Christophobia and Rick Warren
We have the video, after the jump, of Rachel Maddow’s show and tell / comments on Rick Warren and his diagnosis of Christophobia for us homos. Just for fun, we also threw in a Christmas Eve snow photo of Rachel and her girlfriend Susan.
We are waiting for a transcripts of last night’s show but until then, we’ve also brought you the transcript from Monday night’s Rachel Maddow Show. So please do not try to watch the video and follow the transcript. You do not want to be declared totally nuts on Christmas Eve.
Video Double Shot of Love - Why Are We Watching This?
I have no idea why we are watching this. I’m still baffled by Tila.
Watch and . . . do whatever it is we do when we watch these train wrecks.
Lesbians Make Soap Opera History and For Sappy Holiday Videos
Talk about changing hearts and minds. My gandmothers LOVED daytime soaps. Of course, they are long gone but I can easily see how it would have been. Shopping trip done . . . Mamow announces it’s time to get home to “watch my shows” and see if Reese ever proposes to Bianca.
Reese Williams and Bianca Montgomery are fictional characters from the ABC daytime drama All My Children. Reese is portrayed by Tamara Braun, and Bianca is portrayed by Eden Riegel. The couple is groundbreaking for featuring the first same-sex marriage proposal on an American soap opera. In addition, the pairing’s family is the first onscreen family made up of same-sex parents in the history of American daytime television.
Enjoy the sappy lesbian soap opera filled holiday music video after the jump!
Victory for Childen of Same-Sex Parents
In a major victory for same-sex parents nationwide, a U.S. District Court judge in Louisiana has ordered the state registrar to honor the New York adoption of a baby boy by a same-sex couple, saying her continued failure to do so violated the U.S. Constitution.