Samantha Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan for Sarah Palin - Palin & Ronson to Marry in Connecticut
No picture on this one. None. READ THE WORDS!
Are you people even paying attention? Homos - yeah, you homos. You need to wake up. F - Lindsay, Samantha and Sarah for a minute (we’ll, if it were Lindsay or Sarah I’d go for at least 30 minutes . . . ) . . .
What does it take to get gays and lesbians upset? Are we just a bunch of Mary Cheneys running around hoping that daddy will be nice to us even though we . . . whisper . . . head down . . . are . . . h o m o s e x u a l s? Please, oh please kind fellow citizens . . . we’ll be quiet if you’ll just be neighbors with us. It’s okay that the Mormon Church leaders, the majority of California voters and a shit load of others think they can just vote us away, putting our spouses and children at risk. It’s okay that Nebraska allows heterosexual parents to dump their children like garbage while automatically banning us from serving as foster parents.
That brings us to Arkansas. It’s okay. We don’t mind that over 55% of those fine voting folks in Arkansas thought there ourt to be a law aggin us. If you (you = homo) are “cohabitating outside a valid marriage,” you can’t serve as a foster parent or adopt a child in Arkansas thanks to a vote of the people. And, why did they do this to children? To hurt the homos. But that’s okay. Just be nice to us.
Both Nebraska and Arkansas are shinning examples of how one group of heterosexual people dump off and abandon children while another group of heterosexual people won’t step up to the plate and serve as foster and/or adoptive parents. And how do you fix that? Well just don’t let the homos anywhere near the kids.
Right now, there are 3,700 kids in the custody of the state of Arkansas. 1,000 of these kids are available for adoption. So obviously what should a state do when heterosexuals abandon children and the state can’t find enough people to foster or adopt the kids? Hells fire boys, let’s get the homos.
So if Lovely Spouse and I aren’t fit to be married in California, if we aren’t fit to adopt or foster children in Arkansas, if we aren’t fit to be adoptive parents in Florida (left that one out), and if we aren’t fit to be foster parents in Nebraska . . . when do these ASSHOLES start claiming that we aren’t fit to parent our own Little Man?
HOMOS - wake up! Maybe “they” are right. We are all sick. Let’s pick a whole week and all of us GLBTXYZ’s - let’s call in “homo” and not show up for work. And, we can call our children in “homo” too. We’ll all just stay home and homo for one week.
Nevermind - most of you losers don’t read. You should all move to Arkansas and Nebraska. In fact, have two homes. Arkansas so you can sweat and stink in the summer and Nebraska so you can . . . what the hell do they do in Nebraska . . . wipe your rears with corn cobs in the winter and wear clothes that say “Husker” on them.
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p.Johanna | Nov 12, 2008 | Reply
I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU. read my latest post…i am totally ticked off right now. something i didn’t include in my post that is currently happening is that all of a sudden someone doesn’t want to include the rainbow in the branding for the protest on Sat. give me a EF’N break! this isn’t a str8 protest and although i don’t own any rainbow gear cause i find it tacky, how in the EF are you going to have a gay protest and state: IT ISN’T INCLUSIVE ENOUGH?!