You Could Spend A Week With Lesbian Hard-Body Jackie Warner
Yep, for only $6,000 you could be part of the next SkyLab with Jackie Warner which runs January 10-17, 2009.
Now we don’t make any claims that you’ll get this close to Jackie; but who knows? You lonely straight house-wives this is your big chance to live out that dream lesbian date. It could be Jackie delivering that “shake” to you every morning or Jackie giving you that massage.
If you like Jackie (or if you want to laugh at her playboy ways) you might want to check out this earlier post we had on the lesbian love in overdrive on her birthday.
Photos Lesbians Galore - Jackie Warner’s Midlife Crisis Themed Birthday Party - Should Have Gone with Something More Mature, Like Dora
Here is the promotional material for SkyLab:
SkyLab is the ultimate, life-changing opportunity. During this all-inclusive, intense retreat in Northern California, you’ll live, eat with, and workout with Jackie Warner, celebrity trainer and star of the hit Bravo TV show Workout. She will teach you, train you, tone you, inspire you, and give you the discipline and motivation to lose weight for good.
In addition to breaking your sugar addiction, you’ll sweat and work like never before, all under the ever-present and constant watch of Jackie and her team of trainers. Not only will you learn to live healthy and hot in the real world, but you’ll lose substantial weight, reshift your energy, and change the way you relate to the world around you.
This is an experience that will be like no other. Jackie’s effect on people’s lives is unparalleled…and she’s ready to change yours today.
Stay at a Celebrity Hideaway
Dolphin Bay Resort & Spa is the ultimate in celebrity hideaways. Perched atop dramatic bluffs along California’s Central Coast, Dolphin Bay sets a new standard for luxury oceanfront accommodations. The property overlooks Shell Beach, one of California’s most beautiful vacation spots, located half way between Los Angeles and San Francisco. It features 65 spacious one- and two-bedroom residences, as well as several large penthouse units.
In addition, the property’s spa, La Bonne Vie, is an intimate retreat offering rejuvenating and pampering services.
Lido Restaurant, under the direction of Executive Chef Evan Treadwell, prepares delicious coastal wine country cuisine made with market-fresh ingredients. You’ll be delighted to discover just how amazing a low calorie/low sugar diet can be!
Getting There
Getting to Dolphin Bay is a breeze. Four major airlines fly into the San Luis Obispo airport – US Air, United, American, and Delta. And, in true celebrity style, there is a complimentary shuttle from the airport to Dolphin Bay.
A Typical Day at SkyLab (*schedule subject to change)
6:30 am – Jackie’s personal energy shake, delivered right to your door
7:00 am to 9:00 am – two-hour intensity workout
9:15 am to 10:15 am – snack and free time
10:30 am to 12:00 pm – life goals and healthy eating seminars
12:15 pm to 1:15 pm – lunch
1:15 pm to 2:30 pm – free time
2:30 pm to 4:30 pm – two-hour intensity workout
4:30 pm to 5:15 pm – yoga/stretching
5:15 pm to 6:45 pm – snack and free time
6:45 pm to 7:45 pm – dinner
8:00 pm to 9:30 pm – group therapy (conquer your emotional relationship with food!)
Rates
$6,000 (double occupancy) and $7,000 (single occupancy)
Take $1000 OFF!
Price includes:
Transportation to and from airport
Luxury accommodations
Three delicious meals and two snacks a day
Twice-a-day intensity workouts with Jackie and staff
Daily yoga and stretching
Group therapy sessions
DVD of Jackie’s workout to take home
Nutrition counseling
Cookbook
Yoga guide
Exclusive Swag Bag filled with amazing products and Jackie’s clothing
30-minute complimentary massage
Deposit and Cancellation Policy:
SkyLab and Decadent Health require an initial, non-refundable deposit of $3,000 due at time of booking, with all monies due 30 days prior to program start.
In terms of refund, if you cancel 59-30 days before program, you get 25% back (minus the initial deposit). Within 29 days of the program, all monies are non-refundable.
SkyLab Prerequisites
In addition to payment, all SkyLab participants must mail or email a doctor’s permission form to Kimberly (kimberly@decadenthealth.com or Kimberly Day c/o Decadent Health, LLC 11903 Smoketree Road Potomac, MD 20854). Permission form must clear participant to engage in strenuous activity and a reduced calorie diet. Form must also indicate any physical limitations the participant may have, including but not limited to knee, back, or shoulder injuries.
All participants will also be required to sign a waiver, releasing SkyLab and Decadent Health, LLC from any legal claims related to injury or medical conditions. Additionally, all participants acknowledge that SkyLab and Decadent Health, LLC do not offer, nor profess to offer, medical consultations. It is an informational health and fitness program designed to educate its guests about different perspectives in the health world.
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