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October 10, 2008 | One Lesbo | Comments 5

Reports That Lindsay Lohan Is Getting Police Protection Because of “Biblical” Threats

Until we get it straight directly from the horse’s girl’s mouths, we’re always reluctant to believe it. Today it’s a claim that Lindsay has police protection because of threats received at 3 different LA addresses ranging from a promise to crucify her for her sinful life or “going Biblical” on her “ass.” Read more Lindsay and Sam news.

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In other Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson news here are the two heroic lesbian love muffins supposedly picking up a few items at a Kum & Go before heading over to Sam’s for Yom Kippur

Oh, and you can head over to the UK’s Daily Star to watch Lindsay’s ad for Neutrogena’s Coin Slot Cream in which Lindsay shows a little bit of butt-cleavage.  It’s cute - not plumber-esque.

And there’s more.  Eonline says that Lindsay has a new ruling regarding her testimony in the negligence (personal injury) case arising out of her October 2005 traffic accident.  Originally a judge ruled that lawyers and parties from each side of the suit could publicly reveal the details of Lindsay’s deposition.  However, the new ruling says that everything (all testimony) will be sealed and revealed on a need to know basis only. 

Finally (as in last one), comes the claim that Lindsay is hiding receipts from Samantha because Sam gets ticked off when Lindsay spends too much on clothes.  The basic allegation is that Lindsay has a little shopping problem, Sam tries to reel her in and so now Lindsay is being secretive. 

And you know what we say to that “news item” here at Two Lesbos Goin At It? 

Here is what we say, “And they claim that it isn’t a marriage.” 

Listen folks . . .  lesbian relationships look like and act like marriages, complete with too much spending, nagging and claims of “oh, this?  yeah, I’ve had this.” 

So what’s being reported seems like typical pre-nuptual and post-nuptual relationship / budget strain. 

Get used to it girls.

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  1. Man, I was hoping the “Kum & Go” was something totally different!

  2. I’m laughing. I always wonder who came up with the name of that chain. When I was writing this post I didn’t want to call it a “gas station” because that’s not so what they are. Then I thought of the Kum & Go. Thought about using the “Pee Pee Gas Station” but there is only one - on Route 57 in Ohio. However people do Kum and Go’s everyday.

  3. There is a sweet video on x17. It’s just of them arriving home but they both kiss their fingertips and then the mezuzah when they go inside.
    x17video.com/celebrity_video/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_and_sam.php

    I thought it was sweet that she’s showing respect to Sam’s religion.

  4. Thanks Anna -

    Hope all is fantastic with you. We really appreciate your great comments.

    Keep safe and happy!

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