Two Lesbos Goin At It

Another Celesbian Comes Out of the Closet - Thanks Proposition 8!

Proposition 8 pushed that funny little Wanda Sykes into finally making a public statement about her sexuality.

“Now, I gotta get in their face,” she said. “I’m proud to be a woman. I’m proud to be a black woman, and I’m proud to be gay.”

Samantha Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan for Sarah Palin - Palin & Ronson to Marry in Connecticut

No picture on this one. None. READ THE WORDS!

Are you people even paying attention? Homos - yeah, you homos. You need to wake up. F - Lindsay, Samantha and Sarah for a minute (we’ll, if it were Lindsay or Sarah I’d go for at least 30 minutes . . . ) . . .

What does it take to get gays and lesbians upset? Are we just a bunch of Mary Cheneys running around hoping that daddy will be nice to us even though we . . . whisper . . . head down . . . are . . . h o m o s e x u a l s? Please, oh please kind fellow citizens . . . we’ll be quiet if you’ll just be neighbors with us. It’s okay that the Morman Church leaders, the majority of California voters and a shit load of others think they can just vote us away, putting our spouses and children at risk. It’s okay that Nebraska allows heterosexual parents to dump their children like garbage while automatically banning us from serving as foster parents.

That brings us to Arkansas. It’s okay. We don’t mind that over 55% of those fine voting folks in Arkansas thought there ourt to be a law aggin us. If you (you = homo) are “cohabitating outside a valid marriage,” you can’t serve as a foster parent or adopt a child in Arkansas thanks to a vote of the people. And, why did they do this to children? To hurt the homos. But that’s okay. Just be nice to us.

Both Nebraska and Arkansas are shinning examples of how one group of heterosexual people dump off and abandon children while another group of heterosexual people won’t step up to the plate and serve as foster and/or adoptive parents. And how do you fix that? Well just don’t let the homos anywhere near the kids.

Right now, there are 3,700 kids in the custody of the state of Arkansas. 1,000 of these kids are available for adoption. So obviously what should a state do when heterosexuals abandon children and the state can’t find enough people to foster or adopt the kids? Hells fire boys, let’s get the homos.

So if Lovely Spouse and I aren’t fit to be married in California, if we aren’t fit to adopt or foster children in Arkansas, if we aren’t fit to be adoptive parents in Florida (left that one out), and if we aren’t fit to be foster parents in Nebraska . . . when do these ASSHOLES start claiming that we aren’t fit to parent our own Little Man?

HOMOS - wake up! Maybe “they” are right. We are all sick. Let’s pick a whole week and all of us GLBTXYZ’s - let’s call in “homo” and not show up for work. And, we can call our children in “homo” too. We’ll all just stay home and homo for one week.

Nevermind - most of you losers don’t read. You should all move to Arkansas and Nebraska. In fact, have two homes. Arkansas so you can sweat and stink in the summer and Nebraska so you can . . . what the hell do they do in Nebraska . . . wipe your rears with corn cobs in the winter and wear clothes that say “Husker” on them.

Lesbian Love for Keith Olbermann . . . But He Doesn’t Vote? The View of Two Lesbos

Of course we love Keith Olbermann - we’re Two Lesbos Goin At It. He says mean things about bigots who don’t seem to give a rat’s rear that they are hurting our families and Olbermann got dyke-o-fantabulous Rachel Maddow that TV shows that where she flexes her brain muscles while surpressing her inner stach.

We have the video of his cross-examination by the babes of The View. Seems Olbermann has previously revealed that he has NEVER voted. Not once. Now the girls on The View get to take him apart for it. Good for them! How does he justify that he’s never voted? How does he justify looking so weird and uncomfortable during this clip.

Pam Anderson’s breasts are symbolic. Keith Olbermann not voting . . . proof that he’s a lazy, no-good American.

Keith, go register and vote so that these Two Lesbos Goin At It can have some respect for you.

Read more to watch the video. Yeah, read more = watch video. It’s America.

Sarah Palin’s Interview The Today Show - Watch Video

Watch our girl Sarah in her hot pink media jacket as she’s interviewed by Matt on the Today Show. She’ll move, she’ll weave . . . she’ll wobble like a weeble but she won’t fall down and if she get’s the message from God . . . she’s gonna try to whip Obama’s butt in 4 years.

Tension with McCain? Never. She brought down the ticket? No way. Quit reading and watch the video of the Sarah Palin interview from the Today Show by clicking . . . “Read More.”

Prohibit Heterosexual Divorce - Video - Pass It On

Please pass this on. It’s time that we all join together to REALLY protect those heterosexual marriages. The Good Lord knows that married heterosexual couples can use all the help they can get.

Watch the video by clicking “Read More” and then pass it on. Together - we can truly protect traditional marriage. Link to sign the petition after the jump.

Latest News On Lindsay Lohan - She’s Talking About Lesbian Relationship

Though she first confirmed she and Samantha are a couple during a call to the syndicated radio show “Loveline” in late September, and she doesn’t want to be labeled a “lesbian,” in a new cover story for the December issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Lindsay tackled the question again, revealing more about her feelings for Ronson.

“I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” Lohan told the magazine, which hits newsstands Nov. 18. “I think it’s no shock to anyone that it’s been going on for quite some time … She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.”

We have the lastest Lindsay Lohan stories - just “Read More” to enjoy them all.

Proposition 13 - Eliminating Right of Heterosexuals to Divorce

I found this over at Daily Kos and found the idea of true marriage protection quite attractive. Since the marriage of heterosexual (opposite sex) couples is the only type of marriage that protects children, seems to me that the Proposition to Outlaw Divorce should pertain only to heterosexual marriages. It shouldn’t matter if homosexual couples are allowed to divorce since our relationships are only hedonistic sexual couplings.

So if we tried this type of Constitutional Amendment, what would be the first state? Should it be a state where people are overly religious, dumb, apathetic, married, happy, taxed . . . ?

Read more for the full article from Daily Kos and a state by state list of divorce rates. Oh yes, heterosexuals - they love marriage so much they each have one every few years.

Governator Hopes Court Overturns Vote Against Same Sex Couples

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger told protestors against the state’s Proposition 8, stripping marriage equality from same sex couples, not to give up the fight. “It’s unfortunate, obviously, but it’s not the end,” said Schwarzeneggar indicating that California’s Supreme Court may again take up the issue.

The Governor, whose thinking on the issue has evolved, was backed up by the Rev. Ed Bacon of All Saints Episcopal Church in Pasadena. Bacon said, “The evil of discrimination against our lesbian sisters and gay brothers is still alive.”

Rev. Bacon added, “We will continue to bless same-sex unions here until we can legally celebrate same-sex unions again,” bringing applause and a standing ovation from churchgoers

Source: www.latimes.com

Pam’s House Blend - Proposition 8 Protests

If you don’t check in with Pam’s House Bend on a regular basis - you need to. In fact, we like her so much that we’ve swiped her post about the Proposition 8 protests.

Ex-gay “Christian” activist James Hartline on Pam: I have been mocked over and over again by ungodly and unprincipled anti-christian lesbians.” (from “Six Years In Sodom: From The Journal Of James Hartline,” 9/4/2006, written from the “homosexual stronghold” of Hillcrest in San Diego).

“Pam is a ‘twisted lesbian sister’ and an ‘embittered lesbian’ of the ’self-imposed gutteral experiences of the gay ghetto.’” — 9/5/2008

Peter LaBarbera of Americans for Truth Against Homosexuality heartily endorses the Blend, calling Pam: A “vicious anti-Christian lesbian activist.” (Concerned Women for America’s radio show [9:15], 1/25/07)

“A nutty lesbian blogger.” (MassResistance radio show [16:25], 2/3/07)

Pam’s House Blend always seems to find these sick f*cks. The area of the country she is in? The home state of her wife? I know, they are everywhere. Pam just does such a great job of bringing them out into the light. –Impeach Bush

Samantha Ronson Quotes

Here are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson last night at Pure nightclub (Caesar’s Palace) in Las Vegas. They were there to promote Lindsay’s leggings. It’s also the site of the Semel slap.

And for you Samantha Ronson fans, we bring you a whole slew of Samantha Ronson quotes made over the last several months.